TAX AUDIT FORM 9000

Because We Need More Paper

Please fill out this form in triplicate, and do not forget to staple your return. If you do not have a stapler, please purchase one immediately.

Name: Social Security Number: Gross Income (in dollars): Total Expenses (in dollars): Check or Savings Account Number:

Please be aware that our audit team has the power to audit your every waking moment. Don't try to flee, we have drones.

All forms must be filled out by hand, with 12-point font, and on 8.5x11 inch paper. Anything less will be considered an affront to our system.

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