Tax Return Forms: A Guide to Bureaucratic Compliance
WARNING: Failure to comply with these instructions may result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Loss of all personal freedoms
- Confiscation of all worldly possessions
- Forced reassignment to a maximum-security facility for reeducation
Step 1: Gather all necessary documents, including but not limited to:
- W-2 forms
- 1099 forms
- Receipts for all purchases, no matter how minor
- Copies of all medical records, including but not limited to:
- Diagnoses
- Prescription medications
- Therapapist notes
Step 2: Fill out the forms in triplicate, using only approved Bureaucratic ink (see below).
Step 3: Submit the forms to the relevant authorities, along with a small bribe (optional but highly recommended).
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