TEA COOKIES FUND FAQ

Welcome to the Bureaucratic Tea Cookies Fund's Frequently Asked Questions page. Please note that our FAQ is not actually a question, but rather a collection of answers to questions that we're pretty sure nobody has asked.

Q: What is the Bureaucratic Tea Cookies Fund?

A: It's a fund. With tea. And cookies. Don't ask why.

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Q: What kind of cookies do you serve?

A: Only the finest, most bureaucratic cookies. Made with love, precision, and an abundance of paperwork.

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Q: Can I trade my soul for more cookies?

A: No. That's not how the system works. You'll just get a_goals report and a stern letter from HR.

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