Official Speak Syllogism 3: The Art of Saying Nothing

Welcome to Official Speak Syllogism 3, where the art of saying nothing is taken very seriously.

• Step 1: Identify the minimum number of words required to convey your message.
• Step 2: Remove all unnecessary words.
• Step 3: Repeat the resulting statement in a monotone voice.

Example Exercise: "The cat is on the mat." (Original) "The cat." (Optimized)