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Official Speak Syllogism 7
Official Speak Syllogism 7: The Art of Saying Nothing
Today, we'll explore the pinnacle of human communication: the art of conveying complex ideas with the most words possible.
Example 1: Saying Nothing in 17 Words
- Upon careful consideration, it is clear that the answer is self-evident.
- We are all aware of the obvious, but let us reiterate.
- It is a well-known fact that the answer is not actually an answer at all.
- In light of this, we must rephrase the question.
- Upon reflection, it becomes apparent that the question is the answer.
- We must admit that we were mistaken, and the answer is actually the question.
- It is a matter of record that the record is not actually the record.
- Let us clarify that the clarification is not the clarification.
- As is well-known, the answer is not an answer.
Next week, we'll cover the art of saying nothing in 32 words.
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