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Official Speak Syllogism 7: The Art of Saying Nothing

Today, we'll explore the pinnacle of human communication: the art of conveying complex ideas with the most words possible.

Example 1: Saying Nothing in 17 Words

Upon careful consideration, it is clear that the answer is self-evident.
We are all aware of the obvious, but let us reiterate.
It is a well-known fact that the answer is not actually an answer at all.
In light of this, we must rephrase the question.
Upon reflection, it becomes apparent that the question is the answer.
We must admit that we were mistaken, and the answer is actually the question.
It is a matter of record that the record is not actually the record.
Let us clarify that the clarification is not the clarification.
As is well-known, the answer is not an answer.

Next week, we'll cover the art of saying nothing in 32 words.

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