Official Speak: Advanced Topics

For those who want to speak like a true bureaucrat, we have compiled a list of advanced terminology to confuse and impress your colleagues.

Subpages

• Subpage 1: Jargon for Jargon's Sake
• Subpage 2: Bureaucrates and their ilk
• Subpage 3: The Art of Red Tape

Advanced Topics:

1. Debureaucratisation: The process of removing unnecessary bureaucracy to increase efficiency, but not really.

2. Bureaucrates: A person who specializes in creating and navigating bureaucratic red tape.

3. Official Speak: A form of communication that combines jargon, doublespeak, and a healthy dose of obfuscation.

4. Procrustes: The study of the perfect bureaucratic form, where the goal is to make the form more complex and intimidating.

5. Formaldehyde: A substance used to preserve and embalm bureaucratic documents, ensuring they remain relevant and confusing for centuries.