In this esteemed section, we delve into the art of speaking in a way that's so over-the-top, it's almost as if we're trying to parody the very concept of official speak.
We're not sure what's more impressive – the fact that we've managed to make a language this convoluted, or the fact that we've convinced people to use it.
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We're a firm believer that the key to effective parodying is to overcomplicate the language until it's almost, but not quite, understandable.
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