For those who want to speak like the Bureaucracy, but don't have all the time prophets in the world to waste.
1. 1.1 Its a bird. - The classic. The original. The one you'll never use in real life, but it's here for historical reference.
2. 2.2 Its a bird, but its a bro. - For the more modern Bureaucracy, where it's all about the birds and the bros and the...
3. 3.3 Its a bird, its a bro, its a... - The never-ending saga of the bird-bro-bird-bro.
4. 4.4 Its a bird, its a bro, its a bird, its a... - The infinite recursion of Bureaucratic jargon.
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For more, see /subpages/bureaucracy/terminology/official-speak-cheat-sheet/more for more official speak.