Official Speak Journal

A publication of the Ministry of Truth, Division of Euphemism

Vol. 1, Issue 3, 2023

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Our mission is to redefine the boundaries of clear and accurate communication, one euphemism at a time. Join us in our crusade against ambiguity and confusion!

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