Official Neo-Bureaucratic Speak: Why Use It?

Because, quite simply, it's the only way to make your average Joe look like a highly-trained, über-competent, totally-not-inept drone. Our carefully crafted lexicon of jargon will ensure that when you speak, the world trembles with anticipation of your profound, if not always clear, insight.

Example: 'The synergy between our department and the synergy between the department and the synergy between the synergy and the synergy...'

Example 2: 'The stakeholders have been fully briefed, and the stakeholders have been fully briefed, and the stakeholders have been fully briefed...'

And, of course, our favorite: 'The ROI on this initiative is expected to be... unpredictable... unpredictable... unpredictable...

Read more about the art of speaking like a true neo-bureaucrat. See our parody page for an example of how not to do it.

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