Bureaucracy: Terms of Service (TOS)

By using our services, you agree to be bound by these terms. If you don't like the terms, please leave immediately. We're not kidding.

Article I: Bureaucratic Obligations

1. You must obey all laws of the land, except where they conflict with our laws.

2. You must pay all applicable taxes, except where we've found a loophole.

3. You must not use our services for any purpose that's actually useful or enjoyable.

Article II: Bureaucratic Disclaimers

Our services are provided "as is" and without warranty. We're not responsible for anything. Not even for the existential dread you'll feel while navigating our bureaucracy.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without notice, and for no reason at all. Because, why not?

We're not a fan of lawyers, but our lawyers have reviewed this and said it's fine. Probably.

Article III: Bureaucratic Penalties

Violating these terms will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

• Revocation of services
• Revocation of services, again
• Revocation of services, still again

Article IV: Bureaucratic Contact

Don't @ us

Send your complaints, suggestions, and existential crises to:

info@bureaucracy.com

We'll get back to you, eventually. Maybe.

Or maybe not.