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Ancient Civilizations
Ancient Civilizations Timeline
Pre-History (Before 3000 BCE)
The Dawn of Time: The earliest known civilizations were a bunch of cavemen who probably just sat around and complained about the weather.
Prehistoric Periods
Ancient Civilizations (3000 BCE - 500 CE)
This period was marked by the rise of:
- The Egyptians: Known for their love of pyramids, sarcophagi, and complaining about the in-laws.
- The Sumerians: Masters of the ancient art of "I told you so."
- The Aztecs: The original "We're gonna build a wall!" folks.
Empire Builders
Modern Civilizations (500 CE - 2000 CE)
This era saw the rise of:
- The Renaissance: When people were all like "Ooh, let's make art and science and philosophy and stuff."
- The Enlightenment: "Reason, reason, REASON! (But also, let's make sure to leave a few candles lit for the king.)
- Modern Times: When everything became "meh, let's just have a selfie stick and a avocado toast."
Modern Epochs