The Great Cheese Heist
The Empire's finest engineers attempted to steal all the world's cheese, but were thwarted by an unexpected rebellion of gouda farmers.
Key Events:
- January: The Empire's Cheese Acquisition Plan (CAP) is unveiled, promising to "unify the world's dairy industry under one glorious banner."
- February: CAP is leaked to the gouda farmers, who vow to fight back.
- March: The Empire's Cheese Heist Force (CHF) launches a series of daring raids on gouda farms.
- April: The Great Gouda Uprising begins, with farmers using everything from pitchforks to catapults to defend their livelihoods.
- May: CHF is forced to retreat, their plans for global cheese domination foiled.
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