We were just a group of misfits with a bad attitude, but we had a dream: to build an empire.
Founder, Balthazar McSnazz, had a vision of a world where the strong would rule and the weak would serve.
We began with a small plot of land, some rusty tools, and a whole lot of attitude.
Next Phase: ExpansionWe expanded our borders, crushing all who stood in our way.
The people trembled at the mention of our name.
And we were just getting started.
Next Phase: ConsolidationWe had the world in the palm of our hand.
The arts and sciences flourished under our benevolent rule.
But don't be fooled, we were still the ones with the guns.
Next Phase: Decline and FallOur empire had crumbled, leaving only ash and ruin.
We were a shadow of our former selves, reduced to a mere footnote in history.
But even in our decline, we still had a good time.
Next Phase: Rise of the New Empire