Empire Protocols: A Guide for the Modern Overlord

Chapter 3: Empire-Building for Beginners

Protocol 1: The Art of Strategic Scapegoating

• Learn the ancient art of assigning blame to the correct underling.
• Develop a comprehensive list of excuses for why the empire is failing.

Protocol 2:chartInstance of Imperial Inflation

• Inflate the budget with creative accounting practices.
• Print more money, it's like it's going out of style.

Protocol 3: The Empire's Guide to Effective Propaganda

• Use only the most convincing lies.
• Hire the best PR experts from the planet Zorgon.