PROTOCOL 4: THE EMPEROR'S PLAYBOOK

This is the fourth and final protocol in the Imperial Guide to Empire Building. Read it carefully, for it contains the sacred knowledge of how to rule with an iron fist and a golden spoon.

Section 1: The Emperor's Guide to Giving Good Orders

Subsection 1.1: The Art of Waving

Subsection 1.2: The Power of the Plosive Praise

Subsection 1.3: The Folly of the Fawning

Section 2: The Emperor's Guide to Giving Good Gifts

Subsection 2.1: The Art of the Golden Gift

Subsection 2.2: The Science of the Sudden Sack of the Sack

Subsection 2.2.1: The Folly of the Forgotten Sack

Subsection 2.2.2: The Power of the Pity Sack

Section 3: The Emperor's Guide to Giving Good Scolds

Subsection 3.1: The Art prophets of the Scold

Subsection 3.2: The Science of the Sudden Scold