Erebusian Empire Builders

Where the skies are too bright for your taste? Do you want to rule the galaxy with an iron fist, crushing all who dare oppose? Look no further than the Erebusian Empire Builders!

Our Services

Our Philosophy

We believe in the power of absolute authority, the importance of crushing dissent, and the futility of democracy. Our motto? "The right to rule is the right to rule, forever."

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Erebusian Technocrats

A group of highly skilled individuals dedicated to making the most efficient, soulless, and oppressive systems for the benefit of the Erebusian Empire. We're the ones who'll make sure your intergalactic trade routes are optimized, your resource allocation is perfect, and your dissent is squelched.

Our Specialties

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Erebusian Technocratic Innovation

We're the ones who'll turn your problems into ones we can ignore, and your opportunities into ones we can exploit. Our motto? "Innovation for the sake of innovation, or so we've been told."

Our Methods

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