Year 2: The Empire Builds, Sort Of

Events of Note:

The great and powerful Empire Builders continued to stumble and stagger through the ages, with their incompetence and bad luck becoming the stuff of legend.

Key Events:

The Great Wall of Bureaucracy - A 10,000-foot wall that was supposed to protect the Empire from invaders, but ended up being used as a giant catwalk by the Emperor's favorite feline.
The Invention of the Inflatable Sword - A sword that was supposed to be the most feared in the Empire, but kept deflating under pressure, leading to a series of embarrassing defeats.
The Great Cheese Heist - A daring heist where the Empire's most valuable cheese was stolen, leading to a 5-year-long investigation that yielded nothing.