Here is the latest update on the most exciting developments in our ever-changing, constantly evolving, totally-not-soul-sucking bureaucratic landscape.
When: 3/14/2024 @ 10:00 AM
Location: Conference Room 4B (aka the one with the broken chair)
Details: A high-ranking official will be tasked with finding the stapler that went missing during last week's meeting.
When: 3/15/2024 @ 12:00 PM
Location: Training Room 1A (aka the one with the stale air)
Details: All employees are required to attend a 2-hour session on "Effective Ways to Fill Out TPS-12 Forms in Under 10 Minutes."