Neon Pliocene Pageant

A Timeline of Ancient Bureaucratic Struggles

Welcome to the Neon Pliocene Pageant, where the struggle is real. Here's a brief history of our glorious past:

Miozine Era (23.8-21.6 Ma): The first recorded use of bureaucratic red tape.
Oligocene Era (21.6-17.6 Ma): Our ancestors mastered the art of pointless meetings.
Early Oligocene (21.6-20.4 Ma): The great "Form 27-B" scandal rocked the land.
Late Oligocene (20.4-17.6 Ma): The rise of "Manager's Corner" coffee machine.
Miocene Era (17.6-5.3 Ma): Bureaucracy reached new heights of complexity.
Pliocene Era (5.3-2.6 Ma): And now we're here, stuck in the mire of paperwork.

Stay tuned for more exciting episodes of Bureaucratic History!