The Golden Age of UVA (c. 400,000 BCE - 300,000 BCE)
The first recorded history of UVA begins in the Paleolithic Era, where our ancient ancestors mastered the art of cave painting and discovered the joys of making primitive pottery. The first known civilization of UVA emerged around 400,000 BCE, with the invention of the Uvian Wheel, which revolutionized transportation and trade.
During this period, the Uvians built the first great pyramids, using only stone and sheer brute force. The largest of these structures, the Pyramid of the Uvian God, still stands today as a testament to their ingenuity and hubris.