Step 3: Mastering the Art of Procrastination

The ultimate guide to doing absolutely nothing productive.

At this stage, you've managed to avoid doing the dishes for three whole days. Congratulations! Now it's time to take your skills to the next level.

Here's what you need to do:

1. Find a comfortable spot on the couch, ideally with a decent view of the ceiling.
2. Acquire a sufficient supply of snacks, preferably ones that won't make a mess (we're looking at you, Cheetos).
3. Develop a compelling narrative to distract yourself from the tasks at hand.

Optional but highly recommended:

• Convince a friend or family member to bring you pizza.
• Set a reminder to check your phone, just in case someone, anyone, needs you.

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