Welcome to the Ministry of Bureaucratic Red Tape: Where the Paper Never Ends and the Coffee is Always Cold

As you navigate the labyrinthine halls of our esteemed institution, you will encounter an endless array of forms, reports, and memos. Don't worry, it's just the usual Tuesday.

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Important Notices

Please note the following:

Ministry Mandates

By navigating this website, you agree to the following:

  1. To spend at least 2 hours a day filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
  2. To attend at least 3 meetings a week, all of which will be cancelled at the last minute.

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