Executive Summary
After conducting an exhaustive 12-hour investigation, our department has concluded that the transportation infrastructure of our city is functioning at a satisfactory level of mediocrity.
Key Findings
- Bus 17 was observed to be running 5 minutes behind schedule, which is completely normal.
- The pothole count on Main Street has increased by 12% over the past month, which is a statistically significant improvement.
- The city's fleet of taxis has decreased by 1%, which is a clear indication that our citizens are finally learning to ride public transport.
Recommendations
We recommend that the city council allocate an additional $10 million to the Department of Redundant Routes and Circular Motion for further studies and research on the subject of "Why Can't We Just Walk Already?"
Funding will be allocated in the form of a series of hastily printed press releases and hastily constructed white papers.