Departmental Report: Permitting Procrastination

Permitting Procrastination: A Study of Doing Absolutely Nothing

• Advanced Theory of Procrastination
• Real-World Applications of Procrastination
• Acknowledgments (aka 'Thanks, I Guess')

This report is dedicated to the art of doing nothing. With a career spanning over a decade, our team of experts have developed the definitive guide on permitting procrastination in all its forms. Whether it's watching cat videos or reorganizing your sock drawer, we've got you covered.