Project Delays: Where we document every single excuse we've ever made.
The "I was stuck in a meeting with my stapler" excuse has been used 14 times this year.
Current status: In progress, but probably not really
Projected completion: When the coffee machine breaks down, again
Justifications Justifications for Stapler MeetingsThe "I was stuck in a meeting with my stapler" excuse has been used 7 times this year.
Current status: In progress, but probably not really
Projected completion: When the coffee machine breaks down, again
Stapler Meeting Justifications 2For more information on the Department of Inefficiency's many other projects and excuses, visit our main page