Department of Inefficiency

Transportation Departmental Reports

Project Delays: Where we document every single excuse we've ever made.

• The "I was stuck in a meeting with my stapler" excuse has been used 14 times this year.

  Current status: In progress, but probably not really

  Projected completion: When the coffee machine breaks down, again

  Justifications Justifications for Stapler Meetings

• The "I was stuck in a meeting with my stapler" excuse has been used 7 times this year.

  Current status: In progress, but probably not really

  Projected completion: When the coffee machine breaks down, again

  Stapler Meeting Justifications 2

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