Departmental Report 1234, Section 3: A Study in Red Ink
This section is dedicated to the study of ink stains on white shirts. Our team of expert researchers has spent years tracking the migration patterns of the most elusive and elusive of all ink stains: the "Red Ink of Despair" (RIOD). Our findings are conclusive: the RIOD is not just a myth, but a real and present force in modern society.
We have identified three distinct patterns of RIOD migration:
- The "Sudden Onset" pattern: characterized by a sudden and unexplained appearance of the RIOD on an otherwise spotless white shirt.
- The "Gradual Descent" pattern: marked by a slow and steady progression of the RIOD from the top of the shirt down.
- The "Mysterious Dispersal" pattern: a pattern where the RIOD seems to move of its own accord, as if drawn by an invisible force.