Department of Unnecessary Excuses and Potholes
| Date | Location | Activity | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| February 1, 2019 | Intersection of 5th and Main | Cratering | We ran out of asphalt |
| February 10, 2019 | Highway 12 | Painting | We wanted to match the color of the sky |
| February 20, 2019 | Side of the highway | Sign installation | We needed more excuses for our existence |