Departmental Reports - Traffic Cops

Weekly Traffic Violations Report

Issued by Bureaucracy Transportation Department (BTD) 2023

Most Notorious Offenders:

• Mr. B. F. Attenborough - 17 violations in 1 week
• Jenny "The Speed Demon" Jenkins - 15 violations in 1 week
• Bob "The Red Light Runner" Reynolds - 13 violations in 1 week

Recent Incidents:

• Incident 001: "Speed Demon" spotted on Main St. @ 3:14 PM
• Incident 002: "Red Light Runner" on Oak St. @ 4:27 PM
• Incident 003: "Weirdo" in a yellow taxi on Pine St. @ 6:05 PM

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