Urban Planning Departmental Report

As part of our ongoing commitment to providing subpar public services, the Urban Planning Department would like to present the following report.

• Traffic Patterns of the City's Worst Roads
• Our Totally-Not-Insufficient Transportation Budget
• The Great Traffic Light Syncronization Debacle
• The Urban Heat Island Effect: Because Our City Never Stops Growing
• Our Departmental Photos: Where Everyone is a Happy, Smiling Employee