Unnecessary Questions

This is where we ask the questions that don't really matter, but we're too lazy to do the actual work.

Here are some answers, just in case:

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It's 42, or is it?

Or is it 42 plus a slice of pizza, because priorities, people!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from all these inane questions!

Or was it to get to the other side, we're not really sure.

What happened to my keys?

And don't even get us started on the meaning of 'surrealism'.

What is surrealism, really?

Maybe it's just us staring at the wall, trying to will the answers into existence...

What is the point of it all?

We're just as lost as you are.

Or are we just pretending to be lost, like that one friend who always asks the questions?