Welcome to the Upper Level Bureaucracy

We're the ones who make the rules that make your life harder.

Our offices are located on the 23rd floor, because we're above the law.

Don't bother trying to reach us, we're too busy filling out TPS reports.

But don't worry, we'll get back to you eventually... or maybe not.

Either way, it's not like you have a choice.

See our Red Tape page for more information on the intricacies of our decision-making process.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try our Forms and Regulations page to see just how far you can push the limits of human sanity.