Welcome to the Bureaucratic Bloopers, where the art of red tape is elevated to an art form. In this esteemed institution, we take pride in our Byzantine processes and Byzantine hierarchies. Our Prophet 3, the latest iteration of our guiding light, has just been released, and we can't wait for you to join us on this journey into the very depths of tedium.
The Prophet 3 comes with a host of exciting new features: a 17-page user guide, a 30-page policy manual, and an optional 5-hour training course. Don't be shy, download it now and join the ranks of the truly enlightened few who have mastered the art of doing nothing.
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