Chapter 1: The Fine Art of Waiting in Line
It is a little-known fact that the most efficient way to spend one's time is to stand in line, staring intently at the floor.
For maximum effect, please remove all distractions, such as your phone, and focus your gaze on the tile in front of you.
Chapter 2: The Proper Use of Jargon
When in a meeting, it is essential to pepper your conversation with buzzwords and buzzphrases.
For example, 'paradigm shift' and 'disrupt the paradigm' are always effective in conveying your point.
Chapter 3: The Art of Saying Nothing
When asked a question, it is often best to say 'Let me get back to you on that.'
This response is sure to buy you time to figure out what you're going to say, and to confuse your questioner.
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