Lesson 1: The Basics of Bureaucratic Form-Crafting
Start with a blank form. Yes, just a blank piece of paper. No, wait, make it a digital blank form. You can do that too.
Lesson 2: The Art of Redundancy
Make sure to include at least 5 ways to ask for your name, address, and phone number. And 7 ways to ask for the same date.
Lesson 3: The Joy of Jargon
Insert 10 acronyms that no one understands. Bonus points if you can make them sound like they're from a different language.