SUBJECT: New Policy: Mandatory Lunch Breaks for all Employees
In an effort to improve productivity and reduce employee burnout, the Management has decreed that all employees are now entitled to take a mandatory 1-hour lunch break from 12:00 to 13:00 every Friday.
During this time, all employees are expected to consume at least 1/2 cup of our specially formulated "Bureaucratic Bites" energy bars, which have been scientifically proven to increase focus and creativity.
Failure to comply with this directive will result in a written warning and possible disciplinary action.