A collection of terms and definitions used by the esteemed Bureaucratic Empire.

1. Official Form Letters: Documents written in triplicate, using only 3-inch font, and requiring a minimum of 17 pages to be considered "official".

2. Bureaucratic Red Tape: A metaphorical concept representing the infinite amount of paperwork required to get any task done.

3. Departmental Abbreviations: Acronyms and abbreviations created by combining random letters and numbers, often requiring a dictionary of 300 pages to decipher their meaning.