MEMORANDUM TO: The Committee on Infinities FROM: The Department of Redundant Affairs SUBJECT: Resolution of Unresolvable Issues

We, the undersigned, have been tasked with resolving the infinitely looping paradox of the Infinite Loop Committee. After weeks of deliberation and copious amounts of coffee consumption, we have come to the following conclusion:

  1. That the infinite loop is, in fact, a loop.
  2. That said loop is infinite in nature.
  3. That the committee has been stuck in said loop for an undisclosed amount of time.
  4. That a solution has been proposed, but not yet implemented.

We propose the following course of action:

We look forward to the inevitable outcome, which will either be the end of the loop or the start of a new, equally complex problem.

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