Bureaucratic Logic - Infinities of Inactivity

Because someone, somewhere, needs to fill out a form in triplicate.

Step 1: Waiting for the forms to arrive...

We've received your request, but our forms are still in transit. Please stand by.

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Step 2: Filling out the forms in triplicate...

We've received your request, but our clerks are still copying it in triplicate. Please wait.

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Step 3: Reviewing the forms for infinitesimal errors...

We've received your request, but our auditors are still searching for the slightest hint of a mistake. Please hold.

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Step 4: Re-filing the forms in quadruplicate...

We've received your request, but our filing clerks are still reorganizing the paperwork. Please be patient.

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Step 5: Filling out the paperwork for the paperwork...

We've received your request, but our administrators are still creating new forms to fill out. Please stand by.

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