Bureaucratic Logic - Infinities of Inactivity

Because someone, somewhere, needs to fill out a form in triplicate.

Step 1: Waiting for the forms to arrive...

We've received your request, but our forms are still in transit. Please stand by.

We've received your request, but our clerks are still copying it in triplicate. Please wait.

We've received your request, but our auditors are still searching for the slightest hint of a mistake. Please hold.

We've received your request, but our filing clerks are still reorganizing the paperwork. Please be patient.

We've received your request, but our administrators are still creating new forms to fill out. Please stand by.