The Bureaucratic Maze of Red Tape and Form 27B/4

Warning: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Section 1: Initial Application

Fill out form 27B/4 in its entirety, including all 47 pages of supporting documentation.

Proceed to Section 2: Applicant Interview

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, take the scenic route.

Section 2: Applicant Interview

Answer a series of 57 questions designed to test your sanity and will to live.

Proceed to Section 3: Psychological Evaluation

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, attempt to flee.

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