Section 3: Mind Readers

Welcome to Section 3 of the Ministry of Unconventional Thought, where the art of mind reading is not just a skill, but a way of life. Or is it?

As a Mind Reader, you'll be trained in the ancient art of detecting even the faintest whispers of thought. Our instructors will guide you through the intricacies of mental manipulation, from subtle suggestion to outright telepathic domination.

Course Outline:

• Lesson 1: The Basics of Mind Reading (Begins with a 4-hour lecture on the history of telepathy)
• Lesson 2: Advanced Techniques (Includes a 2-hour session on "The Art of Mental Projection"
• Lesson 3: Mind Shielding (A 1-hour tutorial on "The Deflection of Unwanted Thoughts"

Don't forget to apply for our exclusive Mind Reader Certification program! It's the perfect career path for those with a taste for the unknown and a knack for the absurd.

Hyperlinks:

• Section 4: Telepathy Experiments (Where the boundaries of mental manipulation are pushed to their limits)
• Section 2: Psychic Self-Defense (Learn how to protect your mind from the worst kinds of telepathic invasions)
• Section 5: Mental Teleportation (The art of instantaneously transporting your mind to any location)