Telepathy Experiments: Phase 1 Alpha Testing
Welcome, esteemed subject, to Phase 1 Alpha Testing of the Bureaucratic Maze's Telepathy Experiments.
In this phase, we will be testing the limits of your mental endurance and our ability to make you fill out forms in triplicate.
Please report any strange visions, unexplained noises, or sudden urges to reorganize your sock drawer to our research team.
Don't worry, we've taken the liberty of providing you with a complimentary copy of our Standardized Bureaucratic Forms for your convenience (and our data collection purposes).
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Disclaimer: By participating in this experiment, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved, including but not limited to:
1. Mild cognitive dissonance
2. Moderate existential dread
3. Severe urges to flee