To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Do Not Use the Coffee Machine Date: 2023-02-27
Due to recent complaints about the coffee machine being used as a time machine, we are issuing a stern warning: DO NOT use the coffee machine as a portal to other dimensions.
Repeated offenders will be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including mandatory attendance to our "Coffee Machine Safety and Etiquette" course.
Learn about the dangers of coffee-fueled interdimensional travel