Bureaucratic Red Tape Management

Welcome to the most exciting, most thrilling, most utterly pointless department in the entire organization!

• Committee of Yes People
• Department of Redundancy
• Office of Slow Moves
• Registry of Irrelevant Documents

Here, we manage the most complex, convoluted, and completely unnecessary red tape in the world!

We're like a never-ending puzzle, where every solution requires 17 forms, 3 meetings, and 2 weeks of waiting!

Our experts (and by experts, I mean interns who have been here for 2 weeks) will guide you through the labyrinthine process of:

• Creating new forms to fill out
• Filling out said forms with irrelevant information
• Attending meetings to discuss the forms
• Waiting for the forms to be processed (which may take years)

So, if you're ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, frustration, and existential dread, then welcome to Bureaucratic Red Tape Management!