After 2 years and 14 forms, you've finally reached the apex of our bureaucratic red tape system: Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce 5: Appeal 3. Congratulations! You must be thrilled to be here.
Here's a summary of your journey so far:
- Step 1: Fill out form 27-B. Don't bother trying to read the instructions; they're in a different language.
- Step 2: Wait 6 months for a response. If you're lucky, it might be in the mail; otherwise, it'll be an automated email with a 1-star rating system that only seems to apply to you.
- Step 3: Receive form 27-C, which asks the same questions as 27-B, only with more typos.
- Step 4: Spend 3 months on hold with a robotic voice telling you to press 2 for English.
- Step 5: Meet with a middle manager who can't find your file. Don't worry, it's just lost in the system.
- Step 6: Receive Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce 5: Appeal 3. Huzzah! You're done!
Now that you've reached the pinnacle of our system, enjoy the fruits of your labor: Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce 5: Appeal 3.
Click here for more information on Paralyzing Form 4, the next step in our system.