Welcome to the Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce: The Escalation, where the red tape is thicker, the forms are longer, and the excuses are more creative!
After months of careful preparation, we've managed to escalate the bureaucratic process by 37%!
We've introduced new forms, new committees, and new levels of redundancy. Our goal is to ensure that every request is processed in a minimum of 6 months, with an average of 17.3 forms to complete per application.
But don't worry, it's all worth it for the sake of efficiency and accountability! After all, as our esteemed leader, the Bureaucratic Overlord, once said:
"A delay is just a delay, but a well-documented delay is a virtue!"
Want to see our new and improved forms in action?
Forms 1-3: The Initial Application
Or maybe you'd like to know more about our esteemed leader?