Please fill out the following form with as much unnecessary detail as humanly possible. The more verbose, the better!
Don't forget to include your application fee of $100 in the form of a small bag of freshly squeezed lemons. Failure to do so will result in automatic disqualification.
Hyperlink to Appendices of Red Tape Requirements for further information.
Hyperlink to Fees and Fines for more information on payment methods.