It is hereby noted that the claimant's cat has a history of setting off the fire alarm at 3am on Tuesdays.
Further notes: The claimant's neighbor has it out for the claimant's lawn gnomes.
The claimant's favorite food is ramen noodles.
Claims Adjuster's Notes:
This claim is still pending due to lack of evidence that the claimant's cat did not set off the fire alarm on purpose.
Further investigation is needed.