You've entered an infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape, where every decision is met with a 2-year wait for approval.
Welcome to Red Tape Space, where the only constant is change and the only thing more infinite than the red tape is your frustration.
You've been stuck here for 5 years now, and your insurance claim 123 is still pending. Don't worry, it's just a minor delay.
As you wander through the endless forms and meetings, be sure to grab a snack at the nearest "Red Tape Cafe" for a 10-minute break.
You can view your pending forms here.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can check the status of your claim.
But be warned: the status will only say "pending" for another 3 years.
If you're ready to escape, you can attempt to break free.
But don't say we didn't warn you.