Congratulations! You've made it to the second stage of the Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce Insurance Claim Processing Facility. This is where things get really interesting. Or not.
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly befuddled bureaucrats will review your claim and verify its validity. Or not. We're not really sure what that means, but we'll try our best.
Don't worry, we've got plenty of forms for you to fill out and paperwork to sign. It's a real thrill-ride!
Click here to proceed to the Waiting List 101, where you'll learn all about our extensive waiting lists and queues. Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, click here to jump straight into the Claim Appeals 102, where we'll make you wait some more.